The press

Goods already made.

Print and CSV stay locked until a Faster Payment is addressed to the mill. No account. No processor. Year sheets for the figures you just typed live on the tools, at three or four pounds.

• 2026/27

  Tax-year desk pack

  Allowances, bands, NI, student loans, SDLT and a self-assessment checklist on one printable sheet plus a CSV you can keep.

  £5.00

• Sole trader

  Invoice press

  Set your details once. Press numbered UK invoices as print-ready pages. No accountancy suite, no subscription.

  £5.00

• Pricing

  Side-hustle rate card

  A one-page rate card from the day-rate mill, with gaps, tax and a floor you can actually send to a client.

  £4.00

• Property

  Landlord expense ledger

  A year of property costs in a CSV, with categories HMRC already recognises and a running total on the page.

  £5.00

• Deadline

  Self-assessment pack

  Dates, records and the rooms HMRC already expects — a sitting sheet for the return due 31 January 2028.

  £4.00

• Transfer

  Marriage allowance sitting

  Whether the transfer is even in play this year, and the GOV.UK door if it is. Arithmetic, not a claim.

  £3.00

• Awards

  Grant sitting

  Government, private-research and R&D-relief doors on one dated sheet, plus a CSV of the funders. Informational. Not a bid.

  £8.00

• Brief

  Lazy PA sitting

  A dated operator brief for a private-flight or close-protection sitting. Informational. Not a booking and not a deposit.

  £5.00

• Postcode

  Local sitting

  A dated map from a UK postcode: tax nation, stamp flavour, energy and grant doors. Informational. Not a council.

  £5.00

• UHNW

  Night sitting

  A dated operator brief for a family-office, household, yacht, helicopter or chauffeur sitting. Assistants send humans here. Not a booking.

  £25.00