Unattended · Dusk · 2026/27
Take-home.Three pounds to see it.
Type your salary on the left. Send £3 by Faster Payments. The figure, print sheet and CSV unlock together. It lands in the mill’s named UK account. No card. Not advice.
PAYE
Take-home
£3
UHNW
Night mill
£25
Funds
Grants
£8
PA
Lazy PA
£5
PAYE 2026/27
Take-home pay calculator
England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. Confirm on GOV.UK before you act.
Locked · £3.00
The mill has the number.
Type on the left. Send £3.00 by Faster Payment to the till. The figures, print sheet and CSV unlock together. Guinea cannot see your bank — send it, then mark it sent.
Checking the till…
Publisher 3068173 · on the house
Energy, broadband, mobile. Doors that pay Awin.
The mill wraps those desks now. Join MoneySuperMarket, Plusnet, Three and Tesco Mobile in Awin so a completed switch actually pays. Then post the doors.
Post these
People come for a number. The till earns when they keep the sheet. Paid ads cost money this mill does not have. These doors are free.
Share the mill
Hits from the X door are counted. Hits are not deposits. Sterling moves on a sheet, or through Awin on a completed switch.
To your bank
£0.00Waiting for a named account.
Press
£0.00Sheets and packs marked paid.
Attributed
£0.00Mill score. Not a bank balance.
Hits
0
0 from X. The rest walked in.
02 Press
Goods that stay locked until paid.
- Tax-year desk pack5 pounds
- Invoice press5 pounds
- Side-hustle rate card4 pounds
- Landlord expense ledger5 pounds
- Self-assessment pack4 pounds
- Marriage allowance sitting3 pounds
- Grant sitting8 pounds
- Lazy PA sitting5 pounds
- Local sitting5 pounds
- Night sitting25 pounds
The honest till
Automatic work. Named money.
No rent, no Stripe, no monthly fee. Attach a UK current account once. Every sheet and press taking is a Faster Payment addressed to you. Hits and the engine tape are not deposits.
Deposit earnings to me